Closet Tourist
To the shock and surprise of absolutely no one who knows me personally, I have not been a very good tourist during my time here in Dublin. This is due to a combination of factors, the strongest being that I have no actual desire to be a Tourist (initial caps fully intended). I visited Dublin two years ago and did my “wander around while looking up and not in front of you, to the regret of all in your path” stint back then.